Nearby Customer 2: He sure has a temper, doesn't he? Nearby Customer 1: Sure does. Do you know what a hammer is? That's what I want, a damned hammer! Now where in the hell would I go? Nearby Customer 1: Hey, that's that Hank Hill fella that lives on the block next to us. and what is a tap-and-die? Hank Hill: Okay, forget it! Let's say I want a hammer. Buckley: Huh, what is it that you're trying to do? Hank Hill: I'm tryin' to buy a tap-and-die and some WD-40 and get out of this God-forsaken store! Buckley: Uh. Buckley: Yeah, but are you looking for like a tool or something? Hank Hill: What difference does it make? Buckley: Huh, what difference does it make? Hank Hill: Okay, I'm lookin' for a tap-and-die and some WD-40. Hank Hill: Excuse me, where's the hardware department? Buckley: Where is the hardware department? Uhm, hm, what exactly is it you're looking for? Hank Hill: The hardware department. Hank and Bobby at the Mega Lo Mart after Bobby got a black eye at his baseball game. okay, give a hundred and twelve, what's the difference? Look, Bobby. We're talking about a hundred and thirteen, and even. Hank Hill: Look, we're not talking about thirteen. Bobby Hill: Or maybe a hundred and thirteen? Hank Hill: Yeah, yeah, that's even better. Peggy Hill: How about if Bobby gave a hundred and twelve percent? Hank Hill: Ahm. Bobby Hill: But what if the Wildcats give a hundred and ten percent, too? Hank Hill: Well, then you gotta try even harder. That's what'll give you that winnin' edge. Bobby Hill: How do I do that? Hank Hill: You gotta give a hundred and ten percent. If you wanna win, you're gonna have to do better than your best. Hank Hill: So, are you ready to kick some Wildcat butt, Bobby? Bobby Hill: Okay. The Hill family on the way to Bobby's baseball game. Now you get ready for the game, OK? Bobby Hill: Yes, sir. Hank Hill: Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds! Where did you record this? Bobby Hill: I bought it at the mall! It's the Funny Phone Jerks! Hank Hill: Let me tell you, Bobby, there's nothing "funny" about these sounds! What that person on your tape has is a medical disorder. Hank Hill: Well, why not? I like this new generation of music. Hank Hill: Whatcha listenin' to, son? Bobby Hill: I don't think you'd like it. Hank Hill: You're thinking of a Fiat, Dale. You know what they say Ford stands for, don't ya? It stands for 'Fix it again, Tony'. W: Pilot (King of the Hill) Pilot ĭale Gribble: I know what's wrong with it. After use, remove the mask from behind, loops first.Loop the elastic straps around your ears and adjust the toggles, if available, so there are no gaps between your face and the mask. The WHO recommends that you clean hands with alcohol-based hand rub or soap and water before putting on a mask.Please check with your local authorities for updated requirements and recommendations for wearing cloth face masks. Some governments currently recommend wearing cloth face coverings in public settings where social distancing is difficult (e.g., grocery stores, pharmacies). Please see our Help Center for more details. Masks can be returned within 14 days of receiving your order. Younger children ages 3 and up should wear appropriately sized Kids’ masks. Fitted and Flat masks should only be worn by people ages 13 and up. These Hank Hill cloth face masks are not designed for medical use, or as personal protective equipment against coronavirus (COVID-19).
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